I was recently set straight regarding the Internet when complaining about the astonishing ignorance and the masses of stupid vermin found on guitar forums. I was told by the fourth most dedicated Z player that "You put it out there on the Internet. There is no moron filter available for e-mail. It is what it is. Get over it."
But its just astonishing to me! They all live on guitar forums and masturbate around a circle with their equals. This is why I call them Circle Jerks. Its just not a good scene. Its nothing more than a disgusting public toilet. In fact that is exactly what a guitar forum is. A public toilet. There you have losers from everywhere congregating for group support and growing their stupidity under the cowardliness of anonymity. They don't have to prove any ability or accomplishment, not even their identity.
Take this for example: "I really like his guitars. too bad you gotta kiss his ass for him to even consider making you one."
No you don't have to kiss my ass. All you need to do is prove to me that you can actually play the guitar and prove to me that you are not a moron. Just give me evidence for these two simple requirements and I will make you the best guitar in the world. Its as easy and simple as it gets.
Or how about this circle jerk?
I just don't know what kind of person would want to be part of that particular club. :dunno
The ones part of this club are all those who have proven that they can play the guitar and have a certain amount of intelligence. They now own and play the best electric guitars in the world.
Speaking about actual players and not forum circle jerks, you should see these vids from Eli Friedmann. Incidentally this is someone who sent me links to his recordings in his first correspondence to me. That act alone made him qualify for a Z.
NOTE: I had to recently remove links I had posted here before because Eli lost his YouTube account. He now started a new account and has uploaded most of his Zachary guitar demonstration videos to his new account. Just click here for Eli's new YouTube page Eliguitar1 and you will be thoroughly impressed, even if you despise this nasty website.
A short while ago I bought back a Z2-T 240503 because it was not being used. Six years later it was like brand new. This is a horrible tragedy. That is something consistent with a guitar purchased by a forums poster who cannot actually play the guitar or some ebay slime, who changes guitars more often than his shorts but not a true Zachary owner. Fortunately, Zach Fenner came forward to take her home and give her everything he's got to give.
Watch these videos to see Fenner in action and click on the other vids in the same series. You will agree he passed the Zachary qualifying requirements.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju2eA21dnWM guitar solo around the middle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn7qcB5b0LI guitar solo around the middle
An hour before shipping this Z2-T to Fenner a few days ago. I made this video in one take. When I came out of my stupor, I realized that it was over 13 minutes long, so I had to post it in two segments. I am trying to justify being worthy of a Zachary guitar owner myself. I have a higher power to answer to. I was the one picked to be the creator of Zachary guitars and I don't take this gift for granted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ewZ2yxTWA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUnckf0Kmas
I just don't know what kind of person would want to be part of that particular club. :dunno
You stupid piece of shit,... we are the ones who make up this club. Why? Because we can! ... and you can't.
So get back to your guitar forum you shameful jerk, you worthless anonymous piece of crap. That is where you belong.
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